Hmmmmm

On Saturday it was nice and hot.

The sort of day where you like to mosey on over to the fridge, open the door and half lean on it whilst looking into the bright white cavern for something to quench your thirst.

You can tell I am a middle age woman by the contents of my fridge.

There was no fat, calcium enriched milk. Low fat, pot set yoghurt flavoured only by natural fruits and with no thickeners or nasty things in it. Fresh vegetables. Low fat cheese. Probiotic drinks.

And, the biggest indicator of all, two litres of prune juice.

That's right. Not fresh orange juice. No apple juice. No soft drink. Just good old prune juice.

So, when I kept opening the fridge it was either milk or prune juice.

So I kept having a glug of the prune juice straight out of the bottle.

Yep, necking the bottle like a lush.

I can safely say that I am the only fool that drinks it so I am allowed to slobber straight from the bottle.

But, prune juice is not for glugging, slugging, gulping or quenching of thirst.

And we know why don't we?

That's right. Prune juice is for helping the digestion and one should only partake of a small glass in the morning to help "move things along".

It is not for binge drinking on a hot day.

Especially a litre of it.

You see, the only thing that stopped me was that later in the day I had the most frightful pain in my lower gut and realised that perhaps I had been a bit heavy handed on the prune juice.

Without that warning gurgle I may have had the entire two litres.

It would have been as bad as the Gall Bladder Flush I did.

But better tasting.

Ciao
LC